A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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