Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Let's get the cat blown out
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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