Just cropdusted the office
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
