okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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