Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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