Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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