sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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