Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
being pregnant is like rehab
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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