The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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