I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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