margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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