Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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