Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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