it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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