If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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