How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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