We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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