just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dear god my vagina.
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