no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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