We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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