I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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