why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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