This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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