How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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