Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
