About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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