just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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