I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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