I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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