When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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