I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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