How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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