Moan for me like Helen Keller
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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