WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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