Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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