I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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