Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Acid is not a monday night drug
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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