i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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