Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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