just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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