so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
