he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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