just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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