and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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