cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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