Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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