Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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