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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina

(804): View more from Virginia

not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote

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(727): View more from Florida

Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.

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(408): View more from California

Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape

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(404): View more from Georgia

He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.

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(802): View more from Vermont

We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

.... Seriously?

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