some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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