that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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