so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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