everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
i've created a new STD.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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