Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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