I'll bet she douches with gravy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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