Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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