i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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