He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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